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Chris Pratt's Filthy German Joke  - CONAN on TBS
 
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The “Passengers” star isn't fluent in German, but he does know how to tell a dirty joke about man named Peter and his pig… More CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com/video Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & TeamCoco.com. Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: http://bit.ly/W5wt5D For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit http://teamcoco.com/video Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪https://www.facebook.com/TeamCoco‬ On Google+: https://plus.google.com/+TeamCoco/ On Twitter: http://twitter.com/TeamCoco On Tumblr: http://teamcoco.tumblr.com On YouTube: http://youtube.com/teamcoco Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien
Views: 3548790 Team Coco
How Germans react to jokes about Germans | Easy German 203
 
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GET EXERCISES FOR THIS VIDEO: http://www.patreon.com/easygerman ASKING FOR YOUR JOKES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCAowUUrqqY SUBSCRIBE: http://goo.gl/sdP9nz CHECK OUT CONORS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/languagetsar INVITE US TO YOUR SCHOOL: http://bit.ly/2fXVdk6 LEARN GERMAN IN BERLIN: http://easygerman.org/#summerschool FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/easygermanvideos INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/easygermanvideos EASY GERMAN ON MEMRISE: http://www.memrise.com/course/1343772/easy-german/ WEBSITE: http://www.easygerman.org/ EASY GERMAN SHOP: http://www.shop.spreadshirt.com/easygerman --- ► PRODUCED IN COOPERATION WITH: http://www.theglobalexperience.org Easy Languages is an international video project aiming at supporting people worldwide to learn languages through authentic street interviews and expose the street culture of participating partner countries abroad. Episodes are produced in local languages and contain subtitles in both the original language as well as in English. --- Hosts of this episode: Cari Schmid (http://www.carisafari.de) and Conor Clyne Camera: Janusz Hamerski Edit: Janusz Hamerski / Cari Schmid Translation: Ben Eve
Views: 695110 Easy German
Funny GERMAN INSULTS (with translations)
 
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Hey rabbits, here I have another video for you about Germany and the German language. This time I present funny German insults to you, words you can (but musn't ;) ) call somebody a name with. Please don't take this as an offense, but laugh about it and have fun watching! :) ***** SUBSCRIBE? http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1-MpIG20o6kzsu1I5SLXpQ FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/donttrusttherabbit TWITTER https://twitter.com/trixirabbit @trixirabbit INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/donttrusttherabbit/ INTRO "Monkey Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/wordpress/2014/02/monkeys-spinning-monkeys/ http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/faq.html MUSIC & SOUNDS „Slow Motion Warp" by CouchMango (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/2036-Slow-Motion-Warp.html http://soundbible.com/about.php VIDEO CUTTING SOFTWARE Adobe Premiere Elements 12
Views: 714057 DontTrustTheRabbit
German Joke
 
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Views: 11167 Ben Dover
FUNNY: Putin jokes in German about "Austrian pretension" to divide Ukraine with Russia
 
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Oldie but a goldie... During his visit to Vienna, Vladimir Putin held a meeting with Austrian businessmen. President of the Chamber of Commerce of Austria Christoph Leitl began his speech with, Putin said: 100 years ago, Ukraine was part of Austria. The Russian leader did not wait for the end of the phrase, joking that he was afraid to listen what he will be saying next. Keep us alive: http://russia-insider.com/support Visit us! http://russia-insider.com/en Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RussiaInsider?ref=aymt_homepage_panel Follow us on Google+ https://plus.google.com/+RussiaInsider Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RussiaInsider Subscribe to RI You Tube channel! https://www.youtube.com/user/RussiaInsiderTV
Views: 287335 Russia Insight
Are German Jokes Funny In English? | Little Big Jokes
 
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Knock knock, who's there? Jokes from around the World! Our International Little Big Shots tell us jokes from their parts of the world. Do jokes hold up when they are translated into english? Let us know. ▶ SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE : http://bit.ly/LittleBigShotsUK ▶ MORE EXCLUSIVE CLIPS FROM SEASON 2: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9HqaFuBQ0S8XzoMvsfZ6I5oP4DmEQ09b Little Big Shots is all about showing you some of the funniest and most talented children you’ll ever meet from all over the world 🌍. But this isn’t a competition, we’re not here to judge and there are no prizes – just loads of amazing kids doing incredible things that they love. With Dawn French as the host of this talent show, get ready to laugh as she tries to pick up some new skills from these stars… We’ll upload a new video every week giving you the best moments from the interviews and performances, as well as a few original YouTube exclusive clips! Subscribe to show us some love 💜 and click on the bell 🔔 to find out every time we upload a new video. And remember to leave your comments in the box beneath each video – we’d love to hear what you think of these little superstars! ⇨ FACEBOOK : https://www.facebook.com/littlebigshotsuk ⇨ TWITTER : https://twitter.com/LilBigShotsUK ⇨ INSTAGRAM : https://www.instagram.com/littlebigshotsuk/ ▶ SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE : http://bit.ly/LittleBigShotsUK ▶ Watch full episodes of Little Big Shots on the ITV Hub: http://www.itv.com/hub/itv #LittleBigShots
Views: 6457 Little Big Shots UK
11 Funny German Expressions Explained | Easy German 225
 
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CORRECTION: 1:15 der Fernsehrat (-räte) - advisory board of the public service broadcasting GET EXERCISES FOR THIS VIDEO: http://www.patreon.com/easygerman SUBSCRIBE: http://goo.gl/sdP9nz INVITE US TO YOUR SCHOOL: http://bit.ly/2fXVdk6 LEARN GERMAN IN BERLIN: http://easygerman.org/#summerschool FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/easygermanvideos INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/easygermanvideos EASY GERMAN ON MEMRISE: http://www.memrise.com/course/1343772/easy-german/ WEBSITE: http://www.easygerman.org/ EASY GERMAN SHOP: http://www.shop.spreadshirt.com/easygerman --- ► PRODUCED IN COOPERATION WITH: http://www.theglobalexperience.org Easy Languages is an international video project aiming at supporting people worldwide to learn languages through authentic street interviews and expose the street culture of participating partner countries abroad. Episodes are produced in local languages and contain subtitles in both the original language as well as in English. --- Host of this episode: Carina Schmid (http://www.carisafari.de) Camera: Janusz Hamerski Edit: Janusz Hamerski / Carina Schmid Translation: Ben Eve
Views: 61672 Easy German
Funny GERMAN TV FAILS by TheDailyFunnyClips
 
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Views: 16022 TheDailyFunnyClips
If English Was Like German! Funniest German Words | Evan Edinger
 
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What if English was like German? Here's some funny sketches and German words I've found! :D Merch: ► http://evanedinger.tumblr.com/merch SUBSCRIBE for new videos every week! http://goo.gl/65evwQ Thanks to my amazing housemates! Luke: http://www.youtube.com/lukeisnotsexy Josh: http://www.twitter.com/joshwinslade James: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDGbq4Xp_Z4bae7Z037QoSg Bliss: https://static.pokebattler.com/pokemon/blissey.svg Thank you so much for watching! Hope you enjoyed it! If you're new to my channel and videos, hi! I'm Evan Edinger, and I make weekly "comedy" videos every Sunday evening. As an American living in London I love noticing the funny differences between the cultures and one of my most popular video series is my British VS American one. I'm also known for making terrible puns so sorry in advance. Hope to see you around, and I'll see you next Sunday! :) Merch: ► http://evanedinger.tumblr.com/merch Patreon: http://patreon.com/EvanEdinger Second Channel: http://www.youtube.com/EvanEdingerTravel Tumblr: http://evanedinger.tumblr.com Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/EvanEdinger Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/EvanEdinger Snapchat: EvanEdinger Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/EvanEdinger Twitch: http://twitch.tv/EvanEdinger How I make my videos! Camera - Canon 70D: http://amzn.to/1k3d7i1 Lens - Sigma F/1.8 18-35mm: http://amzn.to/1KyNviy Microphone - Sennheiser MKE600: http://amzn.to/1WiNC9L Microphone - Zoom H4n: http://amzn.to/1RvJmkG Lights - Soft boxes: http://amzn.to/2c6os1X Memory Card: http://amzn.to/1RGzGEh Editing software - Final Cut Pro X
Views: 996311 Evan Edinger
LUSTIGES DEUTSCH - FUNNY GERMAN (english subtitles!)
 
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Let's get back to the roots... MY roots! I'm German, so why not (after suuuuch a long time) a video in GERMAN. But don't panic, I added some english subtitles! I put my heart into it ... and a lot of humor! LOL. Enjoy it and don't hesitate to comment, rate - and if you're not already a subby of mine, please sub - I appreciate it! Hamburg4U SUBTITLES BY http://www.youtube.com/user/Surfi2006 GUEST STAR http://www.youtube.com/user/DanishFreak1 ****************************************************** 14 Honours for this video: #1 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy - Germany #1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy - Germany #13 - Most Discussed (Today) - GERMANY #13 - Top Favourited (Today) - Comedy - Germany #34 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy - GLOBAL #57 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Germany #61 - Top Rated (Today) - GERMANY #77 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy - GLOBAL #3 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Comedy - Germany #12 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy - Germany #34 - Most Discussed (This Week) - GERMANY #61 - Top Favourited (This Week) - Comedy - Germany #5 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Comedy - Germany #51 - Top Rated (This Month) - Comedy - Germany ******************************************************
Views: 40004 Hamburg4U
Germans least funny award.
 
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South park gives Germany the award for least funny nation.
Views: 11725 Steve Billy Hughes
Very Funny! German coastguard viral video commercial
 
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Very funny video commercial that went viral and continues to climb the charts. See more great examples here: http://MarketingVideos.TV/Examples
Views: 140084 Video Production Service
Funniest German Music Song
 
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They’re fast becoming an art form in their own right, and these are the most amusing audio-visual masterpieces out there!
Views: 1561529 Oddly Tickling
Funny German toilet
 
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very funny, i laughed allot, what you guys think? write your comments
Views: 1908 mariwanuk1
German JOKES are not funny!
 
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Germans have no sense of humour - a well known fact. So let’s try their jokes… also watch: "the german articles: der, die, das - the, the, the“ ► https://goo.gl/t7tshM „German JOKES aren't funny!“ at "hello, germany!" Welcome to this re-upload from my old channel, now in much better, it’s the „hello, germany!“ vlog! Now you know that germans just aren’t funny, so watch what happens, when I show you some german jokes - do you like them, do you hate them? Are they funny? Are they unfunny? Do they even make sense? Tell me what you think! also watch: „WORLD PEACE is possible! Here’s how!“ ► https://goo.gl/8MUEbM "hello, germany!" is a funny german comedian with his vlog, giving you answers, stand up comedy and follow me arounds. If you can imagine german comedy, please subscribe the channel for free: http://goo.gl/OuQupf If you like the video, please share on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, G+, etc.! and I really appreciate your comments, please leave one, I'm reading all of them, they make me happy! please subscribe the channel ► http://goo.gl/2jVRcP like me on facebook ► https://goo.gl/8HxI5K twitter ► http://goo.gl/XexwcB instagram ► https://goo.gl/pzgxqu snapchat ► uimanuel You got questions, ideas or wishes? Write me, I'm there for you! „German JOKES aren't funny!“ by Manuel Wolff
Views: 6100 hello, germany!
Monty Python's Flying Circus - World's Funniest Joke
 
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One of their best sketches! What happened when a writer of jokes writes the best and deadliest joke? Find out and leave your comments!
Views: 545623 Isaac Simchon
German tells MONTY PYTHON's FUNNIEST JOKE of the world
 
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WARNING: This video might kill you! Includes translation of the legendary „killer joke"! also watch: the secret to world peace ► http://goo.gl/u1j1U0 „German tells Monty Python's funniest joke of the world!" at "hello, germany!" Monty Python died yesterday, or so John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Eric Idle and Terry Jones claim, after performing their final Monty Python Libe show ever at London's o2 arena, being broadcast all around the world. They ended with „piss off". Monty Python joke s are a plenty, after all, there is nothing funnier then monty python funny, but while the parrot sketch is probably the most well known and famous silly sketch, they told the deadly joke in their very first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Do you remember? It was so deadly, it killed the germans and helped win the second World War. But now I translated it back! Are you brave enough to listen to it? Enjoy the video! TRANSCRIPT: My name is Manuel and I'm from Germany. I know nothing. And now for something completely different, it's... People from earth! So yesterday - shown across the world - was the last ever performance of the legendary Comedy group Monty Python! it is official now, Monty Python is not pining for the fjords anymore, they aren't resting, Monty Python is no more! They ceased to be! they expired and gone to meet their maker! Monty Python's a stiff! Bereft of life, they rest in peace! they kicked the bucket and joined the bleeding' choir invisible!! They are now Ex-Monty Python. At least until they tun out of money and do a comeback tour. But that being said, now it is time for me, a german, to reveal one of the biggest secrets ever, that started directly with the first series of Monty Python's Flying circus in 1969, the year, btw. in which I graduated from high school. uh, in the intermission yesterday they showed the first episode and it included one of their best sketches ever, the "killer joke". The premise of the sketch is that the joke is so funny that anyone who reads or hears it promptly dies from laughter. So in WWII the british translated that joke into german - of course they didn't let anybody translate the whole thing, because they would have died - and then read it to the Nazi soldiers, who promptly die from laughter. The british soldiers survive, because they don't speak german. But I speak both, so now that Monty Python is stone dead, I took the liberty of translating the joke back into english! But beware, you may die watching this. Here it goes: When and now is this guitar piece from Slotermeyer? Yes! it's with Mr. Dog or Gertrud's pinball forrest! What? it's not funny? Maybe it only works in german? Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" *laughs* *dies* Don't worry, I'm just resting, John Cleese please marry me! So, if John Cleese or any other Ex-Python doesn't see this, but you know a way to show them, please do! I promise, it won't kill them... hopefully... i have to stop now, this is getting too silly, far too silly, subscribe and watch my other videos you see here, but first the extremely silly outtakes! also watch: german comedian about german mentality ► http://goo.gl/aZoA2V "hello, germany!" is a funny german comedian with his vlog, giving you answers, stand up comedy and follow me around. If you can imagine german comedy, please subscribe the channel for free: http://goo.gl/OuQupf If you like the video, please share on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, G+, etc.! and I really appreciate your comments, please leave one, I'm reading all of them, they make me happy! please subscribe the channel ► http://goo.gl/2jVRcP join me on facebook ► http://goo.gl/Ul6JnN and twitter ► http://goo.gl/XexwcB and at my google+ page ► http://goo.gl/j4DItF and ask your questions at ask.fm ► http://ask.fm/hellogermany1 You got question, ideas or wishes? Write me, I'm there for you! „German tells MONTY PYTHON#S FUNNIEST JOKE of the world!" by Manuel Wolff
Views: 8719 hello, germany!
Funniest Jokes #394: My German Joke
 
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Funniest Jokes #394: My German Joke
Monty Python - Funniest Joke in the World
 
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The Funniest Joke in the World skit from The Flying Circus I do not own any of this material it's all courtesy of Monty Python at
Views: 1104438 Weidmoo
Why hasn't Cari antwortet? | Funny Nicknames | Jokes about Germans - Cari Antwortet (47)
 
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SUPPORT EASY GERMAN: http://www.patreon.com/easygerman SUBSCRIBE: http://goo.gl/sdP9nz INVITE US TO YOUR SCHOOL: http://bit.ly/2fXVdk6 LEARN GERMAN IN BERLIN: http://easygerman.org/#summerschool FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/easygermanvideos INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/easygermanvideos EASY GERMAN ON MEMRISE: http://www.memrise.com/course/1343772/easy-german/ WEBSITE: http://www.easygerman.org/ EASY GERMAN SHOP: http://www.shop.spreadshirt.com/easygerman --- ► PRODUCED IN COOPERATION WITH: http://www.theglobalexperience.org Easy Languages is an international video project aiming at supporting people worldwide to learn languages through authentic street interviews and expose the street culture of participating partner countries abroad. Episodes are produced in local languages and contain subtitles in both the original language as well as in English. --- Host of this episode: Carina Schmid (http://www.carisafari.de) Camera: Janusz Hamerski Edit: Janusz Hamerski / Carina Schmid
Views: 19436 Easy German
No Nazi Jokes (Funny Videos)
 
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Views: 29943 Comedy Time
Funny Bushman Scare Prank In Vienna
 
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The Bushman on tour! An angry guy backfires on same day ... Hope you enjoy this video ;) ►Share this video: https://youtu.be/Z1lN3omIxDI ✘ SUBSCRIBE for more: https://goo.gl/WAA3uz ►PENIS PRANK - Huge Dick Drives Subway: https://youtu.be/PvlxWgnIKlI ►Electric Shock and Burried Bushman Prank: https://youtu.be/sX4I7ylr2KY PLEASE, click that like button if you enjoyed! FIND PALPHY / PrankTanksTV ►Main YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/palphy ►Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/itsPALPHY ►Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsPALPHY ►Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itsPALPHY/ Bushman Suite (US) http://amzn.to/2y9D2Mm Bushman Suite (Europe) http://amzn.to/2jBlNkw Wifi Mini Spy-Cam (US) http://amzn.to/2fuq0Cb Wifi Mini Spy-Cam (Europe) http://amzn.to/2jDmASk CAM (US) http://amzn.to/2xgktIS CAM (Europe) http://amzn.to/2jBiV7e GoPro Hero4 Black (US) http://amzn.to/2fumgAD GoPro Hero4 Black (Europe) http://amzn.to/2f5iMEa ________________________________________________________________________________________ MUSIC: Dancing on Green Grass (The Green Orbs) YouTube Audio Library Outro: Laszlo - One Step Away Provided by NoCopyrightSounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzjNgWav3nk Thanks for your support :)
Views: 3381496 PALPHY
Do you know any Jokes about Germans? - We want to hear them 😃
 
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UPDATE: And this is the video we shot with your jokes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW28HSSfEg0 --- Are there any jokes about Germans in your language? If so, please share them with us 😃 We want to collect the best jokes about Germans that er out there and create a video with them 😃 You can post your jokes in the comments below or send them by email to info(at)easygerman.org --- GET EXERCISES FOR EASY GERMAN: http://www.patreon.com/easygerman SUBSCRIBE: http://goo.gl/sdP9nz INVITE US TO YOUR SCHOOL: http://bit.ly/2fXVdk6 LEARN GERMAN IN BERLIN: http://easygerman.org/#summerschool FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/easygermanvideos INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/easygermanvideos EASY GERMAN ON MEMRISE: http://www.memrise.com/course/1343772/easy-german/ WEBSITE: http://www.easygerman.org/ EASY GERMAN SHOP: http://www.shop.spreadshirt.com/easygerman --- ► PRODUCED IN COOPERATION WITH: http://www.theglobalexperience.org Easy Languages is an international video project aiming at supporting people worldwide to learn languages through authentic street interviews and expose the street culture of participating partner countries abroad. Episodes are produced in local languages and contain subtitles in both the original language as well as in English. --- Host of this episode: Carina Schmid (http://www.carisafari.de) Camera: Janusz Hamerski Edit: Janusz Hamerski / Carina Schmid Translation: Ben Eve
Views: 9982 Easy German
Funniest Airport Prank
 
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Funniest Airport Prank Top Best Funny Videos ➙ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enrRNkCdWDY&list=UUjmG9pnCGCeird0UU0pQhBA Subscribe to YesFunnyYes for the funniest videos
Views: 6906351 YesFunnyYes
Funny old man with a mad joke
 
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Funny old man
Monty Python- The Funniest Joke in the World
 
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A funny Python sketch. Enjoy!
Views: 261566 Andrew Boynton
funny scenes, jokes and quotes from qi, quite interesting - part 1
 
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just a few funny scenes and jokes from my favorate TV show at the moment. best parts bits moments buzzers montage. Hosted by Stephen Fry, QI (quite interesting) is a bbc quizshow where stephen asks the contestants questions that are seemingly obvious but that what most people think is wrong or myths that are untrue. eg: how many of each animal were on noahs arc, where the answer is actually 7, not the myth of 2. another example is what does "kangaroo" mean where the correct answer is "kangaroo" iteslf, not "what is that" as the myth goes. this video dosnt have much of these types of questions but rather, funny lines and quotes or whatever. My favorate one is probably the parthanon question but i do also like the story about the dog named lucky. yeah..... i just got bored after my exams are over so ill just upload random stuff. Not that this is random (its quite interesting). There where so many more funny scenes or quotes or jokes that i wanted to upload but i didnt want to make the video too long. The following is a description of international terrorism alerts by John Cleese: The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 400 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!" and "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
Views: 205207 Nathanchooper
funny german coast guard video
 
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this is funny
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Top 5 Funny Müller Moments - Advent Calendar 2015 Number 9
 
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► Sub now: http://redirect.bundesliga.com/_bwBd There’s a barrel of laughs behind door number 9 on our Advent calendar. Thomas Müller isn’t just one of the best players in the Bundesliga, he’s also one of the funniest. We take a look at the top 5 funny moments from the Bayern star. The Official Bundesliga YouTube channel gives you access to clips from Germany's football league that you won't find anywhere else. Visit us at www.youtube.com/bundesliga to see what all the noise is about! Subscribe now! http://goo.gl/MuJEUZ - - For all the latest news please head to http://www.bundesliga.com!
Views: 982283 Bundesliga
Iron Maiden - Wasted Years [Funny] - HD
 
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Iron Maiden Wasted Years (Live on A TV Show) Somwhere In Time 1986 ''Playback'' So .. the tv show wanted that Iron Maiden do ''playback'' ... and they would not do it, so they did this... El Programa de Televisión Quería que Iron Maiden Hiciera ''Playback''... Ellos no querían hacerlo... así que hicieron esto. This Is Only A Fan video All Rights Reserved To Iron Maiden, EMI Records, WMG, INgroovesRecords and His Respective Owners.
Views: 412806 rckmtl
Brother-Sister Prank`s [HD] [Funny Moments] [Swiss German]
 
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Brother-Sister Prank`s [HD] [Funny Moments]
Views: 11479 Vidz WorldWide
Funny german jokes. What the luck
 
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What the luck http://funnygerman.com
Views: 3307 Timur Ametov
Chris Pratt Funny Moments 2017
 
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Chris Pratt / Star-lord / Peter Quill Funny Interview Moments 2017. Enjoy :)Funny moments of actual cinnamon roll Chris Pratt. Hope you like it! PART 2 - From Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Junket. 2017! Chris Pratt / Star-lord / Peter Quill Funny Interview Moments 2017. Enjoy :) Funny moments compilation of Chris Pratt from the interviews of Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2, 2017 CHRIS PRATT FUNNY MOMENTS PART 1 ... PASSENGERS DVD: https://goo.gl/INbcLY This description contains affiliate link. A compilation of some of the funniest moments of Chris Pratt on a number of talk shows.
Views: 899675 Kenneth Greaves
25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny
 
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25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny | List25 Want more? Check out the Sports & Entertainment Playlist: http://bit.ly/1ry3EmO If you like this video subscribe to List25: http://bit.ly/1rPhSQH We'll all have that one friend who tells dumb jokes...jokes that are so dumb you actually laugh at them. The joke itself isn't funny. Maybe it's the delivery, the situation, or some other factor, but the joke just isn't funny. It can't be. It's too dumb to be funny. That situation repeats itself in social circles all over the world, regardless of language, country, or culture. For some reason, it is an innate thing to do. We laugh at things precisely because they aren't funny. Well, some of us do. The rest of us probably just groan. In fact, this situation might remind you of something. Dad jokes. That's right, dad jokes. While the two aren't exactly the same thing, they share a lot of commonalities. Dad jokes typically fall into the dumb, eye roll worthy category. Today's jokes, while they are definitely eye roll worthy, and potentially dad jokey, share one thing in common - they are dumb. Very dumb. Some of you will enjoy this, others less so. Regardless, you may be able to at least entertain your friends a little bit with your insanely dry humor. These are 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny! Follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/list25 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/list25 Website: http://list25.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/list25/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/list25/ Check out the physical list here: http://list25.com/25-dumb-jokes-that-are-actually-funny/ Dinosaurs German children Criminal Ex-wife Egyptians Farmer's Sheep E.T. Denial Unthinkable Guess who Mexican magician Giraffe Cats Cannibal Door Car Flying V Scuba Divers Peter Pan Myself Average People Batman Harry Potter Pirate Vegans Outro Links: 25 Hair Styles That Are Sure To Grab Anyone’s Attention: http://bit.ly/29Dm4v3 25 Countries That Did A Very Strange Job Of Translating Movie Titles: http://bit.ly/1Un370P
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Jimmy Carr KILLS IT With His Brexit Joke!! | Best Insults Pt. 6 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
 
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Subscribe to Channel 4 for more: https://bit.ly/2v2I6SY Check out Jimmy's BEST insults, part 6!! /// Watch more on All 4: https://goo.gl/dNM8NJ #CatsCountdown #8OutOf10Cats #JimmysInsults #Brexit #8oo10cdc #Channel4 #Trending
Views: 3058707 Channel 4
Creepy German Guy (Funny Videos)
 
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Click here to SUBSCRIBE to our channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ComedyTimeDir?sub_confirmation=1 John Gard talks about regular people saying hilarious things, and does an impression of a creepy German guy. Tickle your ribs with this spicy comedy Click here to Share this video on Facebook: https://goo.gl/o0XyWf Click here Tweet this video: https://goo.gl/2mBWgt Like us on: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyTimeTV Follow us on: https://twitter.com/comedytime Visit our official website: http://comedytime.com/ Also check out our other network channels https://www.youtube.com/user/ChickComedy https://www.youtube.com/user/Funny4Shizzle https://www.youtube.com/user/ComedyTimeLatino -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "Getting Older Suprises (Stand Up Comedy)" ➨ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzHYdc_-c-Y -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
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10 Funny Language Learning Commercials
 
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I put together ten of very funny commercials about learning another language. I hope you enjoy them as I did. Which one is your #1? Tell me in the comments, I will update the ranking here below this text from time to time to see which commercial people like the most. These ads are included: 1. Soesman Language Institute with “A Day Trip” from 2001 (I want to f*** you in the ass) 2. Berlitz with its famous “German Coast Guard” / “We are sinking” from 2006 (Improve your language / Language for life) 3. Babbel with “Boss It At Work” / “Negotiator” (Learn English for Work) 4. Babbel with “Spanish Passion” from 2017 (Tell me more / Speak the language like you’ve always wanted to) 5. Nintendo DS Language Course with “Airport” 6. Berlitz with “Automobil on Fritz” 7. Berlitz Commercial with “The Club” (Join the club) 8. Nintendo DS Japanese TV Commercial (For here or to go) 9. Berlitz with “Laundromat” from 2005 (Learn another language) 10. Babbel with “Undercover Agent” from 2017 + 11. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / Bud light with “No speak English” from the 2007 Super Bowl starring Carlos Mencia 11.5 Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / Bud light with “Language of Love Commercial” from 2008 starring Carlos Mencia ----------------------------------------------------------- The votes are in and the current winner is: “No speak English” + “Language of Love” by Budweiser/Bud light Results in detail, status September 14 (votes and positive mentions counted): 1. Budweiser/Bud light, “No speak English” + “Language of Love”: 118 votes/mentions – mostly because of Boooood light and We make sandwich, I am meat 2. Berlitz, “German Coast Guard”/“We are sinking”: 69 votes/mentions 3. Soesman Language Institute, “A Day Trip”: 65 votes/mentions 4. Babbel, “Spanish Passion”: 29 votes/mentions – mostly because of the Spanish lady 5. Berlitz, “Laundromat”/”Learn another language”: 14 votes/mentions 6. Berlitz, “Automobil on Fritz”: 12 votes/mentions 7. Nintendo DS Language Course with “Airport”: 10 votes/mentions – mostly because of the Yes, yes, yes actor 8. Berlitz, “The Club”/”Join the club”: 9 votes/mentions 9. Babbel, “Undercover Agent”: 8 votes/mentions 10. Babbel, “Boss It At Work” / “Negotiator”: 5 votes/mentions 11. Nintendo DS Japanese, “For here or to go”: 3 votes/mentions Thanks to everybody who watched the video, voted and commented on it, liked it and subscribed to my channel – I appreciate that very much!
Views: 2157936 Dalibor Truhlar
Germans are funny too | A quick reminder
 
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German jokes: Der 120. Geburtstag - Learn German easily
 
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Here is the complete text: Hallo und Herzlich Willkommen im easy-online-german-Kanal. Heute gibt's mal wieder einen deutschen Witz, den Witz der Woche. Und dieser Witz spielt diesmal in der Schweiz. In einem kleinen Dorf in der Schweiz feiert eine Frau ihren 120. Geburtstag. Und abends sind natürlich auch viele Journalisten bei ihr zu Gast. Und ein Reporter fragt sie dann: "Können Sie uns Ihr Geheimnis verraten, wie Sie so alt geworden sind?" Da sagt die Frau: "Viele Drogen und viel Sex!" Da fragt der Reporter ganz verblüfft: "Wann hatten Sie denn zum letzten Mal Sex?" Dann sagt die Frau: "Das war neunzehnfünfundvierzig." "Na," sagt der Reporter, "das ist aber schon lange her." Da sagt die Frau: "Wieso? Ist doch erst 20.15 Uhr!" Ja, um die Pointe zu verstehen, muss man natürlich wissen, dass es sich hierbei um ein klassisches Missverständnis handelt. Die Frau sagt "neunzehnfünfundvierzig" und meint damit natürlich 19.45 Uhr, also Viertel vor acht abends. Und der Reporter denkt, sie meint 1945. Und das macht die Pointe dieses Witzes auch aus. Ja, das war der Witz der Woche. Ihr könnt den gesamten Text wie immer auf meiner Webseite nachlesen und natürlich auch in der Beschreibung unter diesem Video. Bis dahin wünsche ich euch erst mal wieder alles Gute. Kommt gut durch die Woche. Tschüss! Bis bald.
Views: 2466 Easy Online German
Michael McIntyre's greatest jokes #1
 
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Criticism: - Phone Charging Joke was very funny since it's very personal to me, back then without the technology, the decision of getting stuff we take granted now a days was a big deal. - Raising children joke was the funniest. I've risen my children and have experienced all the things Michael suggested in this excerpt. - OMG the driving joke! Haha! Hilarious!! - The clock one is so obsurd and funny at the same time. It's just so funny how he makes fun of things we experience all the time. - The sport joke is again, as usual, funny! Sports is a peculiar things, and when explained and emphasised by Michael, it makes my throat hurt :) - Christmas Toys from Crackers are just -- well you know. - I like the McDonald's at Heathrow, not the one down the street. This joke was surprising since it combines my personal interest and my personal experience from my kids. Gain free games and money! http://bit.ly/2DCZNzj Love Michael McIntyre as much as I do? Then sit back and relax while this man entertains you with his awfully funny jokes! Make sure to watch his Big Show on BBC One on Saturdays! Make sure to subscribe for more brilliant videos of comedy.
Views: 2785458 Introzoid
Best Funny Public Prank 2018
 
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Best Funny Public Prank 2018 Make sure to Subscribe and Turn the Notifications 🔔 ON! 💙Video by https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpri3wt2Wo4AUk5_YGj9T4g 💙Vlog Life: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxe-It6fxmQcVF08VtYuKwA Thanks for watching!
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TOP 10 Barack Obama Jokes (dbate)
 
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Unser TOP 10-Video der besten Barack Obama Jokes. Barack Obama in Hannover. Seine Reise zur Hannover-Messe am kommenden Sonntag wird vermutlich der letzte Besuch des US-Präsidenten in Deutschland sein. Obama ist auf einer Art Abschieds-Tour, bevor im November die Amerikaner eine/n Nachfolger/in wählen. Lange hat man Barack Obama nicht mehr so entspannt gesehen wie in den letzten Monaten. Er tanzt bei Staatsbesuchen in Lateinamerika. Und er erzählt unablässig lustige Anekdoten und macht Scherze. dbate hat einmal die besten Witze des US-Präsidenten zusammengestellt. Very funny, Mr. President! Mehr Videos gibt´s hier: http://dbate.de http://facebook.com/dbate.de http://twitter.com/dbateonline http://instagram.com/dbate.de
Views: 1229077 dbate
10 FUNNIEST Standup Jokes of All Time
 
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▶️Follow me on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/thelaughplanetofficial/ ▶️Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/laugh_planet ▶️Read Articles on your Favorite comedians on http://thelaughplanet.com ▶️Subscribe to our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiI_jyH_0yttWG-m5fBYGmA Comedians delivering their best bits Featured Comedians: ▶Gabriel Iglesias - Spanish Interview ▶Michael Mcintyre - Christmas Food ▶Dave Chappelle - Black People & Chicken ▶Bill Burr - Feminism ▶Louis C.K - Down & Dirty ▶Jim Gaffigan - Food ▶Norm Macdonald - Germany & Hitler ▶Patrice O'Neal - Cheating ▶Russell Peters - Indian Penis ▶Jim jefferies - Religion
Views: 681855 TheLaughPlanet
DESTINY 2 - Best Cayde-6 Scenes - Funny Moments
 
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Destiny 2 Best Cayde Scenes. Best Cayde-6 scenes in Destiny 2. These are my favorite funny scenes and a few lines from Cayde. Who doesn't want a chicken sidekick named, Colonel? Destiny 2 Cayde Scenes Destiny 2 Cayde-6 Scene
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8 FUNNY THINGS GERMANS SAY
 
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⤹Everything you want to know is here!⤵︎ HAPPY SATURDAY! I hope you are making your way to the Christmas Markets! Ok so I enjoyed doing my "Literal German Words" video and decided to do a literal German sayings video. This video gives you a chance to sortuve listen to my German skills. I promise another video will be uploaded in German...SOON. I always enjoy hearing Germans saying something to make me wonder in amazement what the heck they mean....These sayings are just the beginning. Are there any sayings that have interesting literal meanings in another language? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hayleyalexis (live stream coming soon) Learn German Fast: https://bnc.lt/m/fg7azyf71C my instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hayleyalexisxo blog: https://hayleyalexis.co facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hayleyalexisxoxo snapchat: SUNSHINESOULLL PO BOX- Write Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hayley Alexis Postfach 10 09 13 80083 München, DE How old are you? 25 Where are you from? Florida Where do you live? Munich, Germany love yall
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Do You Speak English? - Big Train - BBC comedy
 
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Simon Pegg and the Big Train comedy sketch team perform a funny short on life of an English speaking tourist in France.
Views: 5776962 BBC Studios

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